Boobie Cactus
Boobie Cactus
Myrtillocactus geometrizans
Couldn't load pickup availability
A true survivor from arid regions, this cactus has evolved remarkable water-storing abilities in its thick, fleshy leaves or stems. Perfect for forgetful waterers or frequent travelers, it actually thrives on neglect. Native to drought-prone habitats, it's adapted to intense sun and little water, making it incredibly low-maintenance. Place it in your sunniest spot and water sparingly, overwatering is the only real way to harm this resilient beauty.
Best spot: Keep 3-6 feet away from windows or near east side
Alternative: Moderately bright workspace or bathroom
STEP 2: Light Duration
Benefits from moderate light 4-6 hours daily
Adjusts to grow lights running 12-14 hours
STEP 3: Rotate Weekly
Provide 90-degree turn each week for even foliage
How to check: Test soil 2 inches below surface - water if completely dry
Pro tip: Regular checking prevents over/under watering
STEP 2: Water Thoroughly
Saturate soil until water exits bottom holes
Discard saucer water after 15 minutes to prevent root rot
STEP 3: Wait and Repeat
Frequency: Every 7-10 days in spring/summer, 10-14 days fall/winter
Room temperature water prevents shock
Sunburned leaf tips
This is a sign of too much light. Shield from harsh direct light with sheer curtain
---
Leggy, stretched growth
This is a sign of too little light. Increase light - move closer to bright window
---
Soft stems, yellowing
This is a sign of overwatering. Let soil dry out. May need fresh soil if root rot
---
Wilting despite feeling pot
This is a sign of underwatering. Water generously. Plant should perk up quickly
